Trailer Park – Giant Mechs and Superman

First off, a couple of links if you’re interested in donating to help those affected by the tornadoes this past week:

Rebekah has a pretty comprehensive post with links, places to donate, and donation information, particularly if you live in Oklahoma.

And Becca is doing a query/first page workshop to benefit those hit by the storm. Basically, all you have to do is donate and then forward your receipt to her, and you get to have either your query or your first 250 words critiqued. Excellent, yes?

ON TO THE MOVIE TRAILERS.

So within the past week, we’ve had a couple of awesome new trailers hit for a couple of the movies coming out this summer: Pacific Rim last Thursday, and the newest trailer for Man of Steel yesterday.

I am stoked, you guys. STOKED.

Check them out below!

Pacific Rim

Man of Steel

The next two months are gonna be great.

What summer movies are you looking forward to?

May #WriteMotivation – Week 3 Update

I spent this weekend out of town with some writer friends, which was a great deal of fun and very relaxing.

Considerably less fun was coming home to the news of what happened in Moore and OKC. I vividly remember the images of the destruction from the tornadoes in 1999, and seeing it all played out again, and even worse, just makes me sick and sad.

Please keep our state in your prayers, and if you can help in any way, I know those in the affected areas would be grateful.

On to the goal updates!

Header image and thumbnail photograph by Hugh Lee and licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

Header image and thumbnail photograph by Hugh Lee and licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

1) Critique the stories I’ve been sent and get them back to their authors by deadlines.
Working on these slowly and steadily. I think I’ll try to finish the one that’s due in June first, and then start on the second one (it’s not due until August).

2) Read at least 4 books.
Finished Monstrous Regiment, started The Fifth Elephant.

3) Write at least two posts for a NEW blog project.
Started the outline for one of the posts!

4) Start outlining 2008 NaNo Project, code name: SK.
4) Develop UF idea and start writing on it.
It’s frankly time I just admitted to myself that this UF idea isn’t going to leave me alone until I work on it. I spent most of my time this weekend doing more character development for it, so I may as well just make it a goal. :-)

5) Cheer on everyone else!
Did a better job of this last week, but I’ve been off the map since Friday. Hopefully I’ll get back in gear over the next few days!

Hope everybody is having a good (and safe) May.

Book Review – A Civil Campaign by Lois McMaster Bujold

a-civil-campaignI wanted to read A Civil Campaign as soon as I read this introduction to a review of the omnibus Cordelia’s Honor:

Lois McMaster Bujold wrote what is quite possibly the most famous, beloved, and awesome science fiction romance ever, A Civil Campaign. A Civil Campaign is a Regency Romance set in space, with manners, fantastic clothes, and awkward dinner parties mixed with cloning, recovery from physical and mental trauma, inter-galactic politics, humor, sadness, glowing HEAs, and much more.

Doesn’t that sound fantastic? Really, why wouldn’t you want to read it?

I am here to report that A Civil Campaign lives up to the hype. I absolutely adored it.

This picks up a few months after the events of Komarr, with Miles back on Barrayar and bound and determined to start courting Ekaterin properly. However, he knows that she’s not all that keen on getting married again, so it’s a SECRET courtship. A secret courtship that he tells absolutely everybody about except for her.

(Don’t worry. He gets smacked for this. A few times.)

Then there’s his brother, Mark. Mark returns home from university with a brilliant scientist (that he may have helped escape from prison), a girlfriend, a bunch of bugs, and a business idea that involves all three.

And during all of this, Miles’s foster brother, Gregor (who also happens to be the Emperor of Barrayar), is getting married, which means that wedding preparations are taking up a great deal of everyone’s time.

It. Is. AWESOME.

I loved the way the various plot threads intersect and the culture clash between the staunchly traditional and conservative Barrayar society and the more progressive Beta Colony. I loved the more serious political plots moving under the romances.

I loved getting to meet Miles’s family: Mark, Ivan, Gregor, and his parents, Cordelia and Aral. Even though I hadn’t read the previous books that built the relationships between these characters, I still got the sense of camaraderie between them all. And I loved seeing how Ekaterin and her son, Nicky, slowly became integrated into the Vorkosigan family.

I loved seeing Miles in love and generally stumbling over himself and becoming his own worst enemy as he tries to do what he assumes is the right thing. (Because it’s what he wants, of course it’s the right thing.) And when he screws it up and it’s identified how badly he screws it up, Miles does apologetic like nobody’s business.

Ekaterin really grows in this book as well. After all the events of Komarr, it’s wonderful to see her come into her own, to stand up against people who want to beat her back into the mold she just escaped. And over the course of this novel, she becomes more than a match for Miles.

A Civil Campaign is much longer than most of the romances I’ve read (400 pages in a hardback), but it never feels that long. With everything that’s going on—the wedding plans, romantic plots, political plots, and business plots—it needs the space. The pacing’s brisk, and I was never bored.

There are so many things I want to talk about in this, but half the fun of the book was the discovery, seeing how all the best-laid plans you learn about in the first few chapters of the book just go straight to hell by the middle of it.

If the idea of a Regency-style romance set on another planet intrigues you, and if the elements from the quote at the beginning of this post pique your interest, then you must add A Civil Campaign to your TBR list. It was such a joy to read. I really couldn’t put it down.

I’d recommend reading Komarr first to get to know Miles and Ekaterin before you jump into this one, but as both are really, really good, you won’t be sorry.

Movie Review – Iron Man 3

In The Avengers, there’s a scene between Captain America and Tony Stark where they’re arguing (of course), and Captain America snaps, “Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”

Tony responds, “Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.”

It’s played for laughs in The Avengers, but in Iron Man 3, it seems like they’re setting out to answer that question seriously: without the suit, what is Iron Man? And who is Tony Stark?

In this movie, Tony Stark is dealing with the fallout of the events from The Avengers. He’s not sleeping. When he does sleep, he has nightmares. Even the mere mention of New York can send him into an anxiety attack. His only escape is his work—specifically, tinkering with his Iron Man suits—and so he works. A lot.

When a new terrorist with a new kind of explosive targets America with the intent of teaching our President a lesson, Tony can’t help but get involved. But there’s more to this terror plot than meets the eye, and quite a bit of Tony’s past is about to come back and bite him in the ass.

Iron Man 3

That…was a rough landing.

Robert Downey, Jr. is, as always, absolutely perfect as Tony Stark. He’s just as brash and egotistical as he always is, but we also see him a lot more vulnerable as he tries to cope with what happened in New York with Loki and the alien invasion. He has at least two anxiety attacks in public places, and the fact that it’s in public shakes him almost as much as the attacks themselves.

Throughout the film, the goal seems to be to take Tony apart, breaking him down until he has nothing left but himself and his aforementioned genius. I loved watching him figure out how to handle things without being Iron Man.

Also, at least one subtitle for this movie should have been “Don’t Mess with Pepper Potts.” Seriously, the woman really gets a chance to shine in this film. She’s pretty much the one running Stark Industries now, and I liked seeing how she handled both the company and Tony. (And yes, there was one scene near the end where I wanted to stand up and cheer for her.)

Fans of the Mandarin, be ye warned: He may be in the movie, but he’s certainly nothing like he is in the comics. However, what they do with the villain really works in the film, and since I knew absolutely nothing about the Mandarin before this, the changes didn’t annoy me. For what they did, Ben Kingsley was a great choice.

One thing that did bother me, though: Where the hell was S.H.I.E.L.D. during all this? I can buy the other Avengers not showing up—like Tony’s actually going to call for help—but Nick Fury? Hell no.

S.H.I.E.L.D. has been all over Tony Stark, to at least some extent, since the moment he said “I am Iron Man.” Given everything else that’s happened in-universe over the past few movies, I can’t imagine that they wouldn’t know a terrorist blew Tony’s house off the side of a cliff (not a spoiler; it’s in the trailer). Surely Fury would send somebody to investigate.

Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) and Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.) in Iron Man 3

Anybody else hear a missile?

But really, that’s a nitpick I believe comes more from the “Marvel fangirl” part of my brain rather than the “casual moviegoer” side.

And don’t forget to stay for the coda at the end of the credits. It doesn’t have anything to do with any future movies, but it’s a funny little scene. (Highlight below if you want to see what it is.)

The voiceover that’s been going on throughout the entire film? Turns out Tony’s been talking to Bruce Banner about everything that happened. And Bruce must patiently explain he’s not that kind of doctor, because he doesn’t have the “temperament” for it.

That doesn’t stop Tony from continuing to use him as a therapist, though.

I don’t know if it’s on par with Iron Man—of course, that may be the nostalgia factor talking—but I would say Iron Man 3 easily outranks Iron Man 2 in the trilogy. Shane Black did a great job taking over directing duties from Jon Favreau (who once again returns as bodyguard Happy Hogan). The action scenes were great, and I loved what they did with the characters. Overall, it was a great way to kick off the summer movie season.

But one of the best parts about Iron Man 3? I now have another movie to pair with Die Hard for a Christmas double-feature. :-D

May #WriteMotivation – Week 2 Update

So over the past month my friend Eris got me watching Teen Wolf on Netflix.

*waits patiently for the laughter to die down*

It reminds me a little bit of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, except with werewolves instead of vampires. It doesn’t have quite the same flair for dialogue that Buffy did (and the season two intro is just…awful), but so far it’s been entertaining and addicting in a very crack-like way.

But I’ll be honest. There is one major reason I’m watching the show, and that’s for this guy right here:

Dylan O'Brien as Stiles, Teen Wolf

Ladies and gentlemen, Stiles Stilinski.

Stiles is not the main character. He’s the main character’s best friend. At first glance, he’s your stereotypical spastic goofball sidekick, and if you’re not watching closely, that’s all you’ll see.

But then about halfway through season one, five teenagers get trapped in the high school and they’re being stalked by the Alpha werewolf. And watching those two episodes, I realized Stiles was the one coming up with the plans to get them out of the school or away from the Alpha. He held it together when everyone else was in various stages of freaking out.

That was when I started paying more attention to him. And by the end of season one, I have to say, if I were picking my zombie apocalypse team? Forget the werewolves. Stiles–the dorky, fully human “sidekick”–would be my first pick every single time.

Some lovely person who is more articulate than I am posted a great Tumblr essay on why Stiles is such a sneaky badass.

If I can ever create a character half as cool, I will weep tears of joy.

On to the goal updates!

Header image and thumbnail photograph by Hugh Lee and licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

Header image and thumbnail photograph by Hugh Lee and licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

1) Critique the stories I’ve been sent and get them back to their authors by deadlines.
I got two of them sent back last week, and I have two more to go. They’re entire novels, though, and at least one isn’t due back until the end of June. So I’ve got some time.

2) Read at least 4 books.
I finished The Night Circus and Witches Abroad, which is another Discworld book. And yes, it was awesome.

And I just started another Discworld book (Monstrous Regiment) in part because I borrowed it from a friend and I want to get it back to her and in part because DISCWORLD IS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT.

3) Write at least two posts for a NEW blog project.
Same place it was last week.

4) Start outlining 2008 NaNo Project, code name: SK.
I’ve made a little more headway on this, but I’ve actually finished out the bulk of the story development I was doing on the urban fantasy idea.

5) Cheer on everyone else!
I plan to be hanging out more on the #writemotivation tag this week and I’ll be making the rounds to more of the blogs. :-)

How’s your May going?

The Barenaked Archives: Kinky Boots

From 2003 up until 2007, I was lucky enough to have “movie reviewer” as my job description. As such, I’ve built up a *lot* of reviews for just about every movie that came out during those years, as well as reviews of classic movies.

The Barenaked Archives are reviews that I did for two previous websites. Sadly, they are both gone, so this is now the only place online you can see these old columns.

Kinky_boots_(2006)The only thing I’d heard about Kinky Boots when I walked into the screening Thursday morning was a log line (the owner of a nearly-bankrupt British shoe factory saves it by finding a niche market in making transvestite boots), so I didn’t really know what to expect. Less than five minutes into the movie, I knew exactly what to expect: this was Calendar Girls and its ilk all over again.

How many times can we watch a movie where a person sets a seemingly-impossible financial goal, figures out a creative and controversial way to reach it (which always results in amusing hijinks), and then gradually wins everybody over to happily triumph at the end of the film?

In this particular one, we have Charlie Price (Joel Edgerton), who has just inherited the Price & Sons shoe factory from his father. Unfortunately, nobody is buying Price’s men’s footwear and the factory is in danger of going under. Enter Lola (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a drag queen whose shoe troubles give Charlie the idea of making sexy boots for transvestites. The problem now is getting the workers behind the idea and getting the boots to Milan in time for its biggest fashion show.

I really don’t mean to sound bitter. They’re called “feel good” movies for a reason. You watch them to see people overcome and achieve their goals, and walk out feeling all bubbly and happy inside. They’re just aiming to uplift you with a heart-warming tale and because it’s based on a true story, so much the better.

It’s just when you see these movies following the exact same formula over and over, it gets frustrating. You’re changing names and faces and settings, but the characters and situations are exactly the same. If you’re not going to try to put a new twist on it, what’s the point? I’m not asking for a reinvention of the wheel, just for something a little different.

Watching Kinky Boots I could call the plot points out a mile away. “And there’s going to be an obstacle…now. Okay, solved that one, but still haven’t hit Milan, so there’ll be another one…now. Okay…” And so it goes for just over an hour and a half.

There are pluses to the movie, however. Every time I see Chiwetel Ejiofor in a movie (somebody please email me with a pronunciation of his name so I can quit saying “the Operative from Serenity“) I like him just a little bit more. He’s always good, he’s clearly versatile, and he makes a very hot woman. Lola is loud and flamboyant and a lot of fun, having come to terms with who she (he?) is a long time ago. And when you put a loud, flamboyant drag queen in a more conservative town like Northampton (where the factory is), there tend to be funny moments.

You can probably already tell whether or not Kinky Boots is your bag just by reading the synopsis, and even though it’s a perfectly fine movie I can’t say that you absolutely have to see it on the big screen. Wait for the DVD. It won’t hurt, I promise.